Dating a female cop

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Check out some of our newest Police and Police loving members.He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. ____________________Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad! He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head.The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? ____________________These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "Head on curb." ____________________A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. "Yup......." ____________________The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.Today's busy lifestyle makes it challenging sometimes to find someone that shares your interests, passions, and life goals.At Police Singles.com, we're dedicated to finding matches for police officers and their many admirers.